I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
