I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
this boner is exhausting
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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