My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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