I love black thongs
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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