So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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