Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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