Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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