hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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