Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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