this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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