Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This is the high leading the old right now
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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