I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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