I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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