He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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