Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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