So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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