Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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