Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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