what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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