dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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