He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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