I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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