so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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