just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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