who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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