THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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