How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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