To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm really busy with my period
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