i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
