I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
