and you said cock pushups were impossible
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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