Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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