its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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