i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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