let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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