and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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