the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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