Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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