I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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