i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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