Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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