Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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