did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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