dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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