Me. At least after what I've been through.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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