in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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