how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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