My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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