oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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