come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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