That's intense
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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