8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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