Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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