I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Randomize
