no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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