im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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