I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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