I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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